Saturday, June 10, 2006

Ism's

Robyn Ism's
1. It is really beautifull in Canada except I dont understand why everything is so brown?
(comment made mid Winter)
2. Back in the past all roads led to rome, do you still think there are roads that lead to rome?
3. (while walking into our 500 year old palace apartment) It is weird to think that people actually lived here! oh wait, we live here...

Lynne Ism's
1. Sometimes it is so hard to see into the future!
2. Sometimes you have to travel all over the world in order to see it.

Dan Ism's
1. It works better if you plug it in

Famous people
  1. "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."- Brooke Shields
  2. "This planet is our home. If we destroy the planet, we've destroyed our home, so it is fundamentally important."- H. Ross Perot
  3. I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding."- French ambassador to New Zealand Jacques le Blanc, regarding press coverage of France's nuclear weapons tests in the Pacific
  4. "I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version."- Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony
  5. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally."- Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's
  6. "All you have to do is go down to the bottom of your swimming pool and hold your breath."- David Miller, US DOE spokesperson, on protecting yourself from nuclear radiation
  7. "My fellow Americans. I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes."- President Reagan, before a scheduled radio broadcast, unaware that the microphone was already on
  8. "The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others."- Gerry Brown, California governor
  9. "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."- Keppel Enderbery
  10. "Things are more like they are now than they have ever been."- President Gerald Ford

Does anybody have any more?

3 comments:

J B & N Rawlins said...

Jeni ism: I smelt it, I dealt it.

J B & N Rawlins said...

Newby ism: " Im not so sure everything IS bigger is Texas..."

Nana said...

I never said those things!!